(this is not really true and we are really just taking the piss out of people who are not proud of their own natural colouring. if u think i'm harsh, just wait till u see someone who is the colour of a tomato walking in front of u with a white face and see how u feel)
amber yam shu hao [shoo-how]-judith is so hardcore, she tattooed both her legs green ^_^ says:
"The Attack Of The Girls With Fake Tan"
amber yam shu hao [shoo-how]-judith is so hardcore, she tattooed both her legs green ^_^ says:
"It has been proven that looking at fake tan is considerably bad for your eyes. Indeed, ever since fake tan was introduced, the number of pupils who have to wear glasses to reduce the burnt orange glare fake tan gives has increased"
Ryanzzz (我爱你淑豪) "They say time heals all; it doesn't. It only numbs" Rory Dumigan says:
"farmers r complaining tht more ppl r buying fake tan now than they r buying tomatoes - many ppl, blinded by fake tan, cant tell the different between the 2 bcz of ther remarkable resembling colours"
amber yam shu hao [shoo-how]-judith is so hardcore, she tattooed both her legs green ^_^ says:
"However, it is strangely contradicting that some male specimens in the school find the sight of tanned legs strangely attractive. Girls with fake tan, may often be spotted with their boyfriends and the boyfriends, more often than not, will have a hand on the side of their bums."
Ryanzzz (我爱你淑豪) "They say time heals all; it doesn't. It only numbs" Rory Dumigan says:
"one fake-tan wearing girl was hit at a set of traffic lights. Although the green man had lit up signaling her to go, the driver mistook her legs 4 the amber traffic light signilling him to prepare 2 go."
amber yam shu hao [shoo-how]-judith is so hardcore, she tattooed both her legs green ^_^ says:
"Through recent studies, scientists have proven that girls with fake tan are alot more aggressive than girls with normal colouring. Whether if it is the thought of not being in their own colouring, or the constand fear of having fake tan run on their legs, we would never know. Girls with fake tan are normally collectively known as belonging to a species called "Chavs" females in this particular Chav species are known as "Milbags". "
amber yam shu hao [shoo-how]-judith is so hardcore, she tattooed both her legs green ^_^ says:
"a picture shall not be included in this article as everytime we try to get a picture of someone with fake tan, the camera lens would crack. to try to reduce the resources wasted on this particular frivolity, the media has given up on taking a picture of fake tan. a bottle of fake tan is, however, her eon display as the toxic stuff is kept safely in a bottle, out of harms way."
Ryanzzz (我爱你淑豪) "They say time heals all; it doesn't. It only numbs" Rory Dumigan says:
"mobile phone network provider Orange has been sued due to allegations about its suspected involvement with the fake-tan industry. Many people claim that Orange recieved a large payment from fake-tan industries for its name in an attempt to influence people to, themselves, become orange"
amber yam shu hao [shoo-how]-judith is so hardcore, she tattooed both her legs green ^_^ says:
"a picture shall not be included in this article as everytime we try to get a picture of someone with fake tan, the camera lens would crack. to try to reduce the resources wasted on this particular frivolity, the media has given up on taking a picture of fake tan. a bottle of fake tan is, however, her eon display as the toxic stuff is kept safely in a bottle, out of harms way."
Ryanzzz (我爱你淑豪) "They say time heals all; it doesn't. It only numbs" Rory Dumigan says:
*juice company Sunny D denies any involvement despite thriving financially from the calamity. MPs shall meet tomorrow in the HOuse of Commons to debate on the subject and, with all hope, pass a law outlawing the fake-tan industry and all their products. Labour party officials say that it may have a positive effect nation-wide and they hope that their example will provoke similar government...action across the world"
due to a remarkable breakthrough in camera technology, this is the best ever recorded photo of a person with fake tan in all her burnt orange glory(check out the orangeness)[Below]
this,[Above] is a bottle of fake tan. how the bottle keeps the stuff in without having fake tan burn holes in it, we will never know.
this,[Above] is a bottle of fake tan. how the bottle keeps the stuff in without having fake tan burn holes in it, we will never know.that's about it lol. and if anyone was wondering what i mean about judith tattooing her legs, she didnt really. it's just a private joke. lol she wears tights to school and her legs look green and i just call it a tattoo :P i've worn socks and all to school and ever since then we were talking about how our legs look different with socks(implants and halfway green leg tattoo) or with tights (green tattoo on both legs) :P
though we think this is extremely funny, there would actually be a real risk of him being beaten up if it were ever published. so no, he's not going to hand that in lol. after all, it's just the product of two rather bored people >.<
though we think this is extremely funny, there would actually be a real risk of him being beaten up if it were ever published. so no, he's not going to hand that in lol. after all, it's just the product of two rather bored people >.<
